How to Approach a Princess

In order to approach and serve Me, there are a few very serious realities you must first come to terms with.

Read, learn and accept that:

1) As a male, you are expendable, replaceable, disposable, interchangeable, indistinguishable, and irrelevant to Me. The only way you may make yourself noticeable, become relevant or be allowed to exist in My world is by providing Me pleasure in the ways which I desire.

2) I don't need you - you are here because you need ME. I don't care about what you want because I'm not here to please you - you are here to please ME.

3) I have a choice between talking to males who pay Me and talking to those who don't - I don't think I need to explain how easy that decision is for Me. Any time spent talking to males for free is time that could be spent interacting with males who PAY.. which means that if you're taking up My time yet aren't compensating Me, you're actually directly causing Me to LOSE money. A truly adoring sub or slave would NEVER consider using up My time, energy and resources without offering a tribute to show their appreciation.

4) For Me, the ultimate expression of devotion, adoration and submission is through financial sacrifice. Your financial sacrifice is a physical, tangible manifestation of the sacrifice you make in order to keep Me happy - especially when it means that you go without. The more you suffer, the more meaningful your tributes and gifts become. Put in overtime, get a second job, or even a third. Let's devise a budget for your personal spending, no more fun for you.. it's all about ME now. Having good boys at My disposal who suffer and sacrifice to improve My life and build My wealth, happiness and success is what brings Me pleasure. Knowing that you're going to bed hungry just so I can buy another pair of shoes I don't really need.. that's My idea of sexy.

5) Financial sacrifice is the only way that you, an inferior male, are able to submit to and serve Me in a way that directly improves My life and brings Me all the happiness that I deserve. Dedicate yourself to working hard for Me, always striving to give more because you know that nothing is ever enough. Show your submission to My superiority by dedicating your existence to working hard and sacrificing for Me. Ensure that My life is pleasant, relaxing, leisurely, extravagant and filled with beautiful things, moments, memories, and luxuries by doing everything in your power to provide all of the money that makes those lovely things possible.

Once you have accepted these very crucial realities, your next step is deciding how you're going to approach Me (or not). Here are your options:

a) Decide not to approach Me. Either leave or lurk and let unreciprocated thoughts of Me slowly consume your brain. Remain irrelevant and unacknowledged forever.

b) Contact Me without paying. Your message will be discarded, ignored, unanswered, you will likely be blocked.

c) Demonstrate your potential worth to Me by attaching your message to money. Literally, make your message inherently valuable to Me. For the first time, you become interesting and worth My time, your only opportunity to ever be so.

Each approach has a guaranteed outcome. Choose the outcome you want and choose your approach accordingly.

As always, GiftRockets and Amazon Gift Cards should be sent to spoiledprincessaudrey@gmail.com

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