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Pretty Pink Pedicure

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Worship My perfect Princess feet. Get on your knees and imagine all of your cash underneath My lovely toes. I deserve it all - Give Me everything you have. TRIBUTE

Princess is going out tonight..

and you are going to pay for My good time - naturally. Send tributes xoxo
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Lost track of how many times I've seen this one.. Fave! :)

Stupid Bank Holiday

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I want My money! -__- Oh well, at least I know I have a few deposits coming in this week which I’m looking forward to - but I want more. You boys should really strive to make this week extra great for Me because I deserve it. Since things fell apart with My big move, I’ve had to reevaluate what I’m going to be doing now. My first major goal is buying a car. I’m looking at something older, maybe 60-80’s BMW, Mercedes, Volvo or something boxy like that. Also considering a Mustang or some classic American muscle car - whatever catches My eye.. but nothing so amazing that I’d be afraid to drive it! haha. I’m thinking I’ll spend between $3-10k, depending, and I don’t want to pay out of MY pocket so get started, chip in, and make it happen ASAP, piggies! :) Also, I have a few other smaller tasks for you boys to work on this week: Lelo Lily Intimate Massager - $140 (including shipping) Order Me a pizza! Tribute $25 slave b paid $35 Phone bill - $90. I can’t remember if it’s past d...

I Heart Netflix

I finally got My own account after using a friends for the longest time. Support My love of film by tributing - $25 pays for 3 months. Such a simple task for you losers.. I should have a full year paid in no time at all. xoxo Princess Audrey

Juicy Pay Pig

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This made Me laugh.. haha And you know I dominate in this game - just like everywhere else. ;) xoxo
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NEED NEED NEED. I love Stella McCartney bags because they’re beautiful, luxurious, and vegan (!) and I’ve been looking for this particular style since I saw it posted once on pinterest. I’ve never been able to find it anywhere for sale.. Until now! So hurry up, little piggy, send giftrockets and make Princess so so very happy! xoxo