I've got a brand new IGNORE Line - CALL ME
After accepting your call, I will set simply continue on with My day, attending to things far more important than paying attention to you. To truly immerse yourself in the moment, close your eyes and kneel as you press your ear to the phone and desperately listen for the slightest sound to make you feel closer to Me and My ultimate, divine perfection. Can you hear my delicate fingers typing away at the keyboard? Maybe you'll hear Me singing along to the music I'm listening to, cooking dinner with a glass of wine in the kitchen, or yelling out obscenities as I play video games on the sofa. Perhaps you'll call Me while I'm sunbathing at the pool, out shopping, or chatting and giggling with friends about this loser who is actually paying Me to ignore him! I might even answer and let you listen in while I'm in the middle of a live cam session with another slave, one obviously far luckier than yourself. Will you stick around long enough to hear Me laugh when I ...